So today ...
... a one-armed drunk tried to push past me to get into the building where I work. Seriously, I kid you not.
It was a very odd moment. I was conscious of two completely independent strains of thought:
1. OMG drunk guy a good six inches taller than me trying to get into my workplace. Scary, scary.
2. Seriously? You have one arm and you're drunk and you think I'm going to move out of the way and let you in? Really? Because this is so ridiculous it is funny.
It got even more bizarre when he told me that 'I had to let him in'. Hmmmm, let me think about that. No, I don't think I do.
Also today I got to help the police help a victim of domestic violence, which was very satisfying even if I did have to call the police to check that the guy on the phone claiming to be a police officer actually was. Gotta stay alert!
It's a crazy life. At least I can't complain of being bored.
It was a very odd moment. I was conscious of two completely independent strains of thought:
1. OMG drunk guy a good six inches taller than me trying to get into my workplace. Scary, scary.
2. Seriously? You have one arm and you're drunk and you think I'm going to move out of the way and let you in? Really? Because this is so ridiculous it is funny.
It got even more bizarre when he told me that 'I had to let him in'. Hmmmm, let me think about that. No, I don't think I do.
Also today I got to help the police help a victim of domestic violence, which was very satisfying even if I did have to call the police to check that the guy on the phone claiming to be a police officer actually was. Gotta stay alert!
It's a crazy life. At least I can't complain of being bored.